[Azdaja doesn't want to do this whole interview towering over the snake, so (politely making no sudden moves), she sits down cross-legged on the ground and opens up her notebook, pencil at the ready.]
Right! So! As I'm sure you know (but I will briefly summarize just in case), my team is putting on a play about Blossom, her sordid love life, possible crimes, and relationship with other individuals around the pasture. The script is still a work in progress and a lot of the plot is still up in the air, especially because Blossom herself is so incredibly cagy it has been difficult to get any good material.
Now, I'm pretty new around here, and don't have any particular affection for Blossom. I've heard you probably know her—or at least about her—better than anyone. So if it's alright with you, I would love to get your perspectives regarding a mutual target of ire, which we can possibly incorporate into our play and broadcast to an audience.
Do you have any questions or concerns before we get started?
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Right! So! As I'm sure you know (but I will briefly summarize just in case), my team is putting on a play about Blossom, her sordid love life, possible crimes, and relationship with other individuals around the pasture. The script is still a work in progress and a lot of the plot is still up in the air, especially because Blossom herself is so incredibly cagy it has been difficult to get any good material.
Now, I'm pretty new around here, and don't have any particular affection for Blossom. I've heard you probably know her—or at least about her—better than anyone. So if it's alright with you, I would love to get your perspectives regarding a mutual target of ire, which we can possibly incorporate into our play and broadcast to an audience.
Do you have any questions or concerns before we get started?