[Azdaja doesn't want to do this whole interview towering over the snake, so (politely making no sudden moves), she sits down cross-legged on the ground and opens up her notebook, pencil at the ready.]
Right! So! As I'm sure you know (but I will briefly summarize just in case), my team is putting on a play about Blossom, her sordid love life, possible crimes, and relationship with other individuals around the pasture. The script is still a work in progress and a lot of the plot is still up in the air, especially because Blossom herself is so incredibly cagy it has been difficult to get any good material.
Now, I'm pretty new around here, and don't have any particular affection for Blossom. I've heard you probably know her—or at least about her—better than anyone. So if it's alright with you, I would love to get your perspectives regarding a mutual target of ire, which we can possibly incorporate into our play and broadcast to an audience.
Do you have any questions or concerns before we get started?
[well he can fix that, getting excited at the thought of being able to rag on blossom--and poof! Suddenly the little snake is now a medium-ish large snake, easily at least six feet in length as he coils up to sit in front of the Rose]
She's a traitor and a fraud! It's her fault we're stuck here and the world is this way! She spews nothing but lies, and has a silver tongue!! She's the worst of the worst, and should be trampled beneath my scales!!
They didn't tell you?? I bet they're filling your heads with propoganda. She is a MURDERER!! She brutally, ruthlessly, without remorse, murdered the child of the Great Wolf King!
[HE IS WISE AND POWERFUL HOW DARE YOU (he has a very childlike voice. hm.)
But he coils back up]
Long enough.
I've answered enough questions though, sheep. Now you will answer one of mine! What is the purpose of this little activity you all are putting together? Mockery? Manipulation? Something more sinister. . .?
We all live in a barn. It doesn't have particularly good amenities, so whenever we want to improve our living situation at all, Blossom gives us some weird task to do in exchange for ensorcelling up some renovations for us. I don't know how it works, so don't ask me. But I guess the thing we have to do to get a nice bathroom installed is put on a theatrical production.
One of the people on my team has gotten particularly into it. He wrote a script about Blossom's relationship with the Wolf King's son and his subsequent death. Murder? —But unfortunately for us, we're really struggling with some of the details, because it's not like she's going to tell us, you know?
So if there's anything you'd like the rest of us sheep to know about Blossom and the Wolf King —or even about yourself— now's your chance. Because she's not telling us shit, and none of us know what we're even doing here or where we even are.
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Date: 2023-08-20 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-20 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-20 11:52 pm (UTC)[MONIKA DID NOT MENTION THE SNAKE WAS SO CUTE?!?!? ✨✨✨✨ oh my god she loves him already]
Did Your Name already explain the situation?
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Date: 2023-08-20 11:57 pm (UTC)But of course! You wanted something of an interview of sorts. But I found it odd you'd seek out my minions for such a request.
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Date: 2023-08-21 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-21 12:12 am (UTC)Right! So! As I'm sure you know (but I will briefly summarize just in case), my team is putting on a play about Blossom, her sordid love life, possible crimes, and relationship with other individuals around the pasture. The script is still a work in progress and a lot of the plot is still up in the air, especially because Blossom herself is so incredibly cagy it has been difficult to get any good material.
Now, I'm pretty new around here, and don't have any particular affection for Blossom. I've heard you probably know her—or at least about her—better than anyone. So if it's alright with you, I would love to get your perspectives regarding a mutual target of ire, which we can possibly incorporate into our play and broadcast to an audience.
Do you have any questions or concerns before we get started?
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Date: 2023-08-21 12:20 am (UTC)Kah. . .interesting, interesting! None whatsoever.
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Date: 2023-08-21 12:22 am (UTC)Excellent! Well, first things first, what can you tell me about Blossom?
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Date: 2023-08-21 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-21 12:40 am (UTC)As I said, I'm completely new here, so I don't have any context for anything. Who did she betray, and how?
[taking notes]
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Date: 2023-08-21 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-21 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-21 01:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-21 01:53 am (UTC)Do you know why she killed the Wolf King's son? Did she get something out of it?
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Date: 2023-08-21 01:59 am (UTC)Because she is an evil, selfish witch.
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-08-21 02:04 am (UTC)[,,,,,,]
YES, WELL. Of course! But clearly she had been plotting it for some time, so. My point stands!
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:06 am (UTC)Also, did he have a name that I can call him instead of "Wolf King's son?" He's a character in our play so it would be nice to know.
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:12 am (UTC)I. . .we do not know. Their names--most of names, are missing.
I'm sure it's HER doing as well. That and, it was before my time, so. . .
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:15 am (UTC)How long have you been stuck here—?
[—She almost called him "Little Guy". He's so cute oh no]
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:33 am (UTC)But he coils back up]
Long enough.
I've answered enough questions though, sheep. Now you will answer one of mine! What is the purpose of this little activity you all are putting together? Mockery? Manipulation? Something more sinister. . .?
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:36 am (UTC)We're doing this because we want a nice bathroom. ✨
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:38 am (UTC)Come again?
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:46 am (UTC)One of the people on my team has gotten particularly into it. He wrote a script about Blossom's relationship with the Wolf King's son and his subsequent death. Murder? —But unfortunately for us, we're really struggling with some of the details, because it's not like she's going to tell us, you know?
So if there's anything you'd like the rest of us sheep to know about Blossom and the Wolf King —or even about yourself— now's your chance. Because she's not telling us shit, and none of us know what we're even doing here or where we even are.
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Date: 2023-08-21 02:49 am (UTC)I--am not at liberty to give too much information freely. And I would never put my minions at risk by saying something I shouldn't.
But know this! Blossom WILL fall at my hands!
[a beat]
My coils!!
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